Yannick's Misadventures in Jamaica & on Asylum Earth

Saturday, July 22, 2006

A coulda wah so...

Jah mi feel "H"important , Amelia aka Milk stop mi a Sumfest and a tell mi seh Dj Liquid screw true mi nuh put him inna waan article fi Buzzz magazine bout Mobay music etc... mi not even did know seh people did read dem tings deh...

Hmmm continuing the everlong journeys of Yannick Nesta Pessoa the famous Unfamous...

Breed it breed it breed it...

Bun betweenie man... bun angel... bun every beenie fan...
Warlord fi ever...................
Bout dem have bulletproof vest, dem need bullet proof skin, neck forehead and chin....
BULLET BULLET BULLET... CONNECT... WARLORD MASH UP SUMFEST!!!!!!!

Can Jamaicans Act?

Hmmm the question of the week is "Can Jamaicans Act?" a very pertinent question seeing that Jamaicans get a lot of media hype yet, when it is time for Hollywood and the glitz and glam... aaaaah it seems we just don't make the cut...

you doubt me I know... but Yannick is not insane and not on another incessant and inane rant... just check the levels fi a second... look at Pirates of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, and now rumours are flying that they will be making a Bob Marley movie with Jamie Foxx... (insert x-amout of expletives here)

Now I woulda like know if no Jamaican couldn't act as Bob, yuh waan tell me seh, no Jamaican can act, not even 1 him yute dem... JAH is a (expletive here) sin. Now we will all as a nation be treated to faux Jamaican accents, and gratuitous and stupid cliche, while our country and icon reach for the heights of whore out...

and for Pirates, I love how Jamaica, is neglected once again when dem use Naomie Harris a brit... to do our part, granted her mother may be Jamaican, but I am beginning to feel Jamaica is being slighted... is it just me

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Neologist & Raconteur

Welcome to my newest plan... as Caribbean Dictator hopeful I have come to the decision that to control and impact people's thinking I will need to take control of the vector of thought and that would be language, as such I am going to build a grand "wiki" like wikipedia... but with Jamaican and Caribbean thoughts ideas and jargon... Lexica Caribbana... Lexica Patois... hmmm any suggestions as to good name for my new Caribbean Dictionary and Encyclopedia.

Friday, June 16, 2006

HI5

http://yahnyk.hi5.com

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

MOBAY :: THE LIFE

Here to the left in red on the bike in Lashoya "Poopy" my daughter... hahahaha..

Here we have fellow terrorists... "BlahBlah" and Zugroy...

Sunday, June 11, 2006

Some updates...

The 1937 Marijuana Tax Act created the criminalization of the plant in the western hemisphere that persists today. The act was introduced to the United States Congress by then Commissioner of the Federal Bureau of Narcotics, Harry Anslinger, a man actually quoted as saying, "Marijuana makes darkies think they're as good as white men."

True Christian Harry J.Anslinger testified the following irrefutable facts before Congress in 1937:

"Marijuana is the most violence causing drug in the history of mankind. Most marijuana smokers are Negroes, Hispanics, Filipinos and entertainers. Their satanic music, jazz and swing, result from marijuana usage. This marijuana causes white women to seek sexual relations with Negroes."

Did you know that the new name for Indians and Arabs is "SAND NEGROES"... hahahahahahahahaha... some one was telling me thaz what Bush calls em... I've got to check it out... I can't believe it...